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Battle of the Hindus

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Satya Nadella from Hyderabad, India
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Sundar Pichai from Madurai, India

The battle for supremacy between these two titans has never been as dynamic and world-changing as that which has rushed upon the world stage when OpenAI released ChatGPT the AI chatbot developed by OpenAI and launched in November 2022.

ChatGPT is built on top of OpenAI’s GPT-3 family of large language models that has been fine-tuned by software engineers to maximize as of yet unsupervised reinforcement learning techniques: it learns something every time it is used and uses that to learn again next time it is used until who knows what is really going to occur in the long run.

This AI bot was instantly banned in schools throughout the United States when it was discovered students had all-of-a-sudden become over-night geniuses handing in homework assignments that astounded everybody.

The mystery was soon solved when teachers realized the dumb-dumbs usually shooting spit balls or sleeping in class were not so dumb after all but fast learners quick to catch on to what is known as Newton’s Law of Work

“Every object persists in its state of rest unless the object is compelled to change its state of rest by forces impressed on it.”

Applied to the interpretation of what student’s discovered translates to “Fukc homework its too much work” having discovered freely available AI had become a force they could easily exert by copy and pasting the homework assignment into a textbox on a webpage, press a submit button, that in less than 20 seconds generates an answer more sophisticated and advanced than their meatbag teachers themselves could come up with trying to answer their own stoopit homework assignment thank you.

And that, as many adults young, old and all in between are now wondering very rightly and very frightfully becoming increasingly consumed with worry that AI is going to replace them at work –in whole or in part– after the years of study in school and going into debt to get a job they will soon be done by a soulless software program that not only does their job better and faster but does not need to be paid family leave to take care of yet another generation of crumb catchers that may very well likely never be able to fit into a future world that no longer has a place for those that cannot compete on the terms that will increasingly become evident.

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