Idle hands are the devil's workshop
Past is prelude
A pixel is worth a thousand words.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed,
a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
and then one day he was shootin at some food,
and up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
kinfolk said "Jed move away from there,"
said "Californy is the place you ought to be,"
so they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills that is...
Well now its time to say good bye to Jed and all his kin,
and they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in,
you're all invited back a gain to this locality,
to have a heapin helpin of their hospitality.
Hillbilly that is...
Set a spell, take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?